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FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization


TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
We are all a**holes, regardless.


ALCOHOL - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad


TAGS: alcohol great story
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
Fictionalised version: He look some coke and sum h** chicks saw
Unstablecow10 - December 3, 2011, 2:39 am
He look some coke.. oh and um h** chicks right i saw them first


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by pieman

Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


FAIL - at almost epic proportions


TAGS: shark great white fail
Rating: 2.51/5

More motifakes by BL~Jack

familyghost - May 15, 2009, 9:56 pm
So... looks like that's one less hungry shark in the world.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 5:07 pm
lol


MY LIFE - It has a great cast but I am still trying to figure out the plot !


TAGS: my lfe great casr plot
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

OSA - April 17, 2012, 8:07 am
And remember that a trilogy has 5 parts!!
Nissta - April 16, 2012, 6:53 pm
Only If you remember your TOWEL!!
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:10 pm
the plot is 42


3000 HITS - 17 years in the majors, 2322 singles, 330 stolen bases. And you get to 3000 hits on a home run!A simple tip of the cap will not suffice, for you i will tip my wife's car. Don't worry she's a Red Sox fan




TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm ph**o
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


INSPIRATION - The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do.


TAGS: pleasure great life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:25 am
Looks like someone tried to a**emble their new puppy without directions.


GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out b***s. Although I had a lot of h** weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my b***, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


COMMUNISM -


TAGS: communism great idea no money
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Dairmid

Anonymous2 - January 2, 2011, 11:56 pm
Socialism works, just not with humans.
eslcity - January 2, 2011, 11:45 am
I tell my students that socialism is a good idea on paper... "JUST ON PAPER"
rerun - December 30, 2010, 6:36 pm

solid


MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




GREAT MEN -


TAGS: great men thankful for our usa military
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

peteyb - December 16, 2009, 9:30 pm
Late I know, but I just came across this...must say that as a Canuck I love having the US milary to back us up! Love you guys, and thanks!Focus on the Timmies!
Macgofeckyerself - September 6, 2009, 9:28 am
Why is everybody whining about the Yanks? Judging by the weapon (Steyr with usl) and the Camo I am taking a wild guess this is a Soldier from the Irish Defense Forces (most likely Ranger Wing) It most defo is not a Yankee Soldier.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:31 am
Hubba, the anti American stick up your a** can be removed by leebling. He to has a problem with us. I'm Just saying.....someone needs to take it out....I'd only shove it in further, so I can't help you.
HubbaBubba - August 28, 2009, 5:37 am
Indeed, always out there protecting the U.S. from invading forces such as......oh, wait, nobody's actually in your country waging war?? You're in someone else's country?? But.....Which families are they protecting then?
Haarakkon - May 14, 2009, 12:01 pm
Absolutely, Brian. They'll come from all religions and backgrounds, and you'll never know who they are until the **** really does hit the fan.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 11:06 am
You'll never really hear the names of the real heroes much in this culture. A f***ing sports star is not a hero. A f***ing actor is not a hero. Heroes are guys who put it all on the line for others. Guys that think service is a joke will never get it
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
I know I'm pissing into the wind when I do this but sometimes I just can't help myself. The troll bait is always so crunchy.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
I'm positive that this piece of trash couldn't muster the testicular fortitude to actually say those words to me. He'd be too busy pissing his pants in the presence of a real man.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
all the non-verbal communication that is part of a discussion. Another distinct advantage is that if some ****-smoker like weker says he hopes you get sh**, you are right there to slap the taste out of his mouth. Of course, in a face-to-face discussion
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Mark, it's no use arguing with a moron. This little b***-pirate is the perfect example of the biggest problem with this form of communication. I much prefer to have face-to-face discussions with people. With comment chains you lose tone, inflection, and
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
P.S you are a retard
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:20 pm
im sorry "threw a party over in France in world war one" again if your trying to reference something look it up don't ask your rent boy because do you really think he would be a rent boy if he was smart
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:50 pm
And I almost forgot....Retard? Eat **** and die you English fagot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:49 pm
Duh...yeah that's right. WWI you threw a party over in France and we had to bail your collective a**es out of there. Churchill deliberately let the Lusitania get sunk and Hitler would have sissy slapped you if we didn't rescue your a** with Lend-Lease.
weker - March 31, 2009, 4:39 pm
im sorry our wars do some history retard
Mark - March 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
Kylo14 - If we didn't "toss" the Brits out of here in 1781 then why aren't we still colonies? If you don't want us getting the glory, then please stop inviting us to your World Wars. You'd be drinking your beer the proper way, cold, if it wasn't for us.
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:16 pm
Looking at previous posts, i must say that america didint 'toss us off' in 1781, as history usually suggests that the british fight the war, then the americans come in and take the glory. Like Iraq, if it aint fixed, just bomb it
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:12 pm
Bonjour ja'mpelle Kyle, america are pretty good but they get pwned by us french, we have moustaches and some pretty tasty weaponry
Mark - March 31, 2009, 2:06 pm
Hoping a member of our Armed Forces gets sh** goes beyond expressing your opinion. You are beneath contempt and are undeserving of the protection afforded you by WTFO and those like him. I concur with the comment of Anon E. Muss, please eat **** and die.
weker - March 31, 2009, 11:35 am
im just expressing my opinion and fact about the subject not my fault you take it out of proportion
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:06 am
Thank you for proving what a complete piece of **** you are weker. I wonder if that is enough grounds to have you removed from Motifake, you ***kless little f***.
Arrogant Knight - March 30, 2009, 11:13 am
Piss off, weker.
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
lol
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
i hope you get sh**
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
decent and hard-working people all around the globe, we also have to protect low-life pieces of **** like this a** munch. Oh well, you gotta take the bad with the good. Enjoy your rights a** hole, I'll be here protecting it tomorrow.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
As a non-inbred, retarded military man, weker can go f*** himself. His freedom of speech was provided by the actions of brave men and women all over the world who took up arms to defend what is right. It's a shame that in the process of defending honest,
Anon E. Muss - March 29, 2009, 6:28 pm
right, cuz what you do is probably soo much better eat **** and die
weker - March 26, 2009, 1:21 pm
its nothing against Americans (even though you are mostly composed of retards) the military of the world are all inbred retards
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 10:16 am
Evil D...I think he means "Merc" as in "Mercenary"
Evil Dog - March 26, 2009, 10:00 am
A "Merc"? 25 or 30 horsepower? Hector, is English your first language?
Hector - March 26, 2009, 9:21 am
Sounds like "me" gets excited about something shoved up an a**. Probably his own. Probably by a Merc.
me - March 26, 2009, 1:06 am
weker should get an m3 shoved up his a**
Burrito Boy - March 24, 2009, 9:11 pm
d*** straight!!!
Mark - March 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
"Wankers?" Really? We "tossed" your sorry British "wankers" out of here in 1781. The word "wanker" has been banned in this country ever since then. And don't give me any crap about the WORLD Wide Web. It's American. Al Gore invented it. He said so.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Obviously you got your "weaker" a** kicked by a soldier...probably because you are what you are trying to imply they are.
weker - March 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
soldiers what wankers
HEF - March 24, 2009, 2:41 pm
Great poster ronsart, and thanks to all our great men and women who do their duty for me and my family. I tuck my kids in everynight knowing they are the most important dreams of my life. Thank you.


GREAT MOTHERS - Always protect their offspring Keep them warm and surrounded with love


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 3.44/5

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AIRMAN -




PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals


TAGS: bush usa america hero republican obama mccain war great
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL...what a pathetic little loser you are. I provide positions and support/facts to back up my a**ertions. You just engage in drive-by Timmy attacks. Are your positions so weak that they can't stand up in a discussion based in logic? Must be.
LOLOLOL - September 2, 2009, 7:46 pm
Don't feed the trolls... especially wh*** who Trolls For Oral
MO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
Whatchu doin on here soooo late WTFO? Not normal. This is the time for levity buddy! We don't need no stinkin poli.... ummm badges? at this time...come on over to PATS!!! Let your hair down and play a little!!!!
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
that fact. Also, I have no need to shout (even if it was possible through typing, dumbass) since I have facts to back up my positions versus trying to insult someone with half-witted explainations of others' acronyms.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:21 am
Also, we did land in Afghanistan in case you missed it. Pres Bush was very good for national security and that is evidenced by the fact that we weren't attacked for over 7 years due to his policies but you are probably to filled with BS and hate to admit
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
LOL+, the surge allowed us to turn the situation around and gain the upper hand. Hopefully, BHO doesn't let that slip away because he's too interested in "social justice" to give a d*** about the brave folks who gave their lives to bring freedom to Iraq..
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:59 pm
D. storm was ok but this ****faced "surge" ruined everything. We should have Landed in Afganistan not Iraq and btw wh*** who Trolls For Oral, u need to open ur eyes and see that he just wasnt very good @ all and dont shout on us on the UH... INTERNETS! XD
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:23 am
farting, far-left loons that lied, cheated, and scammed the Dems into the Congress and White House. So why don't you run along and play hide-and-go-f***-yourself, my dumbass liberal b****.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:21 am
contributions? While mistakes have occurred on both sides of the aisle, idiots like you and the Dems in charge admit no responsibility for the economic crisis they helped create. You obviously just spew the BS you've been fed from Kool-Aid guzzling, tofu-
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:19 am
a name, are you talking about the bank deregulation laws that were signed by Pres Clinton? What about the Dems pushing banks to issue subprime loans to those who can't repay, or the Dems who prop up the auto unions so they can protect their campaign
Mark - June 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
Dear Timmy, I got your sammich right here...now bite me.
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
now make me a sandwich, b****!
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
hey moron, by your logic we should be at war with several other countries, not just the ones with oil in them. also the economic crisis was caused by deregulation of the banks, it's obvious you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by the neoconazis.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:02 am
banks to issue subprime and ARM loans to people who couldn't afford to repay them. It's obvious that you don't look for facts, you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by liberals.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:01 am
Cpt Dumbass, we attacked Afghan and Iraq for different reasons, neither was wrong. Removing a brutal dictator who killed his own people (mass graves remember?) isn't a waste of $. Clinton deregulated the banks in the 90s and Dems pushed Fannie and other
Captain Obvious - May 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Let's see... attacked the entirely wrong country, has wasted hundreds of billions of dollars blowing **** up in Iraq and never found Osama, accelerated the deregulation of the financial industry which directly lead to crashing the economy. Nice work!
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 12:21 am
And so are you if you believe that.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Bush was and is a f***ing idiot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Ah ha ha ha...Hector made a joke! You're so witty...now STFU.
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best President since Bill Clinton and before BHO.
WTFO - February 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
The Atilla thing was a joke WoS. But as for bringing down the largest empire in history, he may have to share the limelight. It looks as though Obama's policies are about to bring down the largest/strongest govt in history.
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
it appears we have a bug
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
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walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:43 pm
He brought down the largest empire in history with mostly
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Attila the Hun was a p****!
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
OK...I'll give you that one but from what I've read Atilla wasn't much for voting on anything.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Mark, I woulda' figured Attila as liberal. Y'know, liberal in the sense that he had a liberal stance on raiding and boning.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
We ougta' go drinkin' sometime.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD - You gotta be kiddin'! You didn't know WTFO was a Conservative? He just to the right of Atilla the Hun.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
My fault. Must have a taste for cheese that goes crunch. Yep, pretty conservative on most topics so no need to apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
Dorito-stained. Mind slipping, you conservative bastard? (Assuming you're conservative, if not I'm a dumbass and apologize.)
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 10:38 pm
EGD, fair enough on the free speech. Live and let live, Cheeto stained fingers (couldn't resist for old times). Hillary is an Ice Queen which is why her husband is a chubby-chaser.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:03 pm
Right. Forgot Hillary was a woman for a minute. Thank you, Sean.
Sean - February 15, 2009, 8:49 pm
Married ... your question about Clinton. Married ... that's the only kinda guy who would tell such a lie.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
But, just to go ahead and say what should have been said a while back. Sir, while I may not agree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:53 pm
Yeah, after deep-space battles and other cool stuff. Why couldn't WE have cool stuff like that!?
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 7:39 pm
Hey, the Federation and the Klingon Empire became allies too. It's all good.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:32 pm
so there is some common ground between us.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:31 pm
Hopefully, our future discussion won't melt down into flame wars anymore. I don't take too kindly to requests to play with IEDs. Not that I'm saying I was an innocent in that exchange. We definitely agree that Scorpio7 is an idiot who needs to go.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
Not really. I offered a counter-point, and you quickly pointed out something I missed. Y'know, I can't help but think if we'd met some other way, we mighta' been best buddies...Man, I love alliteration.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
Thanks, EGD. How gracious of you.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
..Ok, with the exception of Clinton, because he was more of a..What do you call a guy who lied about getting his d*ck sucked? Either way, I failed to account for him, so I will concede that one point to you.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:13 pm
As another correction to my posts: 2 embassies, 1 overseas base, 1 warship, and 1 homeland attack = 5 attacks on Clinton's watch where he failed to act appropriately.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Typo: delete "the" in the last post. Thanks
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
the 3 chances Clinton had to respond and failed.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
To add, any attack on a US embassy, military base, or ship is also considered an attack on US soil. So the 2 African embassies, Khobar Towers and the USS Cole terrorist attacks also count. By the way, that was also on Pres Clinton's watch. That makes...
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 6:33 pm
Exact facts for sure WTFO and right on the mark. The scale of the mere risk of terrorist attacks wasn't something any president faced; Bush was delving into uncharted waters and no one had before.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:27 pm
the same man that planned this attack was the same one who planned 9-11, Kalid Sheik Mohammad. Clinton failed to respond appropriately and catch him, Osama, or any other significant Al Qaeda leadership. Again, you don't have the facts of which you speak.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:25 pm
In 1993, the World Trade Center was attacked and almost brought down by Islamic terrorists. If they had been close to the beam they planned on, the detonation would have brough the tower down. (the parking space was occupied). A key fact in this is that..
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:34 am
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get some flaming going on. Just asking that you acknowledge that while he did stop it from happening again, we didn't have this situation with the other Presidents.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:33 am
Even though..Bush's Presidency was the first time we actually -had- a -foreign- Terrorist attack on our soil. Yes, I count the Oklahoma City bombings as a terrorist attack. McVeigh wasn't foreign, though. But I digress.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:18 am
with this BS stimulus package. At least Pres Bush protected this nation from another attack for 7 years. Now there is news that Obama's admin is calling for a 10% reduction to the DoD's budget when we are in 2 wars. His policies are putting the US at risk
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Are you seriously comparing Pres Bush to Stalin, "truth"? A dictatorship as opposed to a democracy. Then how about the 14% approval rating of the Congress. Let's see how Pres Obama's ratings go when people start seeing how they were scammed by him...
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1 Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:45 pm
No but I try to think optimistly not paranoidly.You like how Bush handle problem while I don't. Anyway, this side of the globe is already in year 2009. Lets begin with a fresh start and make more funny poster, deal?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:13 am
*America was focused on itself and was isolationist in it's foreign policies...which is what you say we should be NOW? If you wait for someone to get a nuke and use it - would that be better for you?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:12 am
Sometimes someone has to step up and stop the stupidity before it gets out of hand - sometimes that means intervening in other countries. If that had been done early enough in the 1930's millions of lives would have been saved. Of course, back then, Ameri
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:56 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:55 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:53 am
From my point of view, USA is a great country, I can't deny that but people don't like it when you guy's act like the world police where what you guy's say is what the world must follow or they will be labeled as terrorist, rouge nation and must be destro
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:50 am
there are other useful uses of that technology like electrical engineering. You guy also posses WMD's in one way or another
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:46 am
Ok, I'm following you Matters_Not but can you tell me what is the WMD's you are talking about, the nuke? if you are talking about that, there are more country out there with that you know and just because a country is doing something related to nuke when
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
"WMD" sorry, bad typo....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
countries in the middle east that are 'suspected" to posess MWD's is the entire worlds problem. America is willing to lead the charge to make sure they dont possess them. you following me spitfire111?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:31 am
The Ramones were/are American ... enough said.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:20 am
I have no problem with America and it's people. They are human too like you and me but when they are more bothered with other countries issues while there are other more important problem in their own country to handle with, that just pissed me off...
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:13 am
*After all, he is the president of USA,not the president of the middle east country or the world demoracy ideology..
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:11 am
*crisis that is happening right now because of Bill Clinton mistake but no, he want to save the other country with the so call "Weapon of Mass Destruction" and dictator when he should be focusing in his own country problem first, don't you think?
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:09 am
fine WTFO, you are right about bill mistake but why Mr. bush who is the president of USA is so eager to "help" to "save" another nation from it's "problem" while he can focus on solving his own country problem. He could had prevent the world economic cris
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:44 pm
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
--... oh, yeah, a quagmire. Great clip that.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
Gotta love that video on Youtube showing Cheney in 1994 defending Bush senior for not invading Iraq at the conclusion of the Gulph War ... ***k speculated (rather boldly, I'd say) that such an bugaboo would result in a ... oh, wot's the word that he used?
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:31 pm
So why didn't he just say he wanted to go in to remove Saddam, instead of the "They have WMDs" excuse? And I believe they didn't find any. Holy ****, right?
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:45 pm
More wrong facts from Spitfire. Clinton signed deregulation laws that allowed the banks to tank. ACORN and liberals in Congress pressured banks to issue sub-prime mortgages, and Bush destroyed a brutal dictator who slaughtered his own people.
Bulgy Mcpackage - December 30, 2008, 11:49 am
i laugh at those who let their political views dictate their emotions. (this bodes ill for many of you below me)
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
You should change the poster to saving HIS a**. This guy is responsible for destroying a nation for greed and even cause one of the worst economic crisis since 1930, directly or indirectly. I wonder why you still like him after what he had done, try to b
Tony G - November 13, 2008, 1:42 am
aww another lil b**** contest, this stuff never gets old keep it up this **** is too funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:12 pm
o.o'...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:24 pm
-- Old School Hip Hop and The Cancellation Of Family Ties From Network Television. But you can call me MWLFFTBOHUIMPOBTRAFVATOBVISFEADs*dOVAOSHHATCOFTFNT, for short.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:20 pm
My full name is Motifake Wit Liberation Front For The Betterment Of Humor Used In Motivational Posters Of Both The Real And Fake Varieties As Traded Online By Various Individuals Striving For Entertainment And Diversion Since The Decline Of Vaudeville and
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 6:53 pm
I think you should both just shut the f*** up, be the bigger person and not feel like you need to get the last word in.
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 1:32 pm
And he's still trying, folks. I've been done with this for a few days now. Give it up, WTFO. You're just saying the same **** over and over. It's sad.
WTFO - October 24, 2008, 12:53 pm
Porcelina, I type OD cause it takes less space. Losers in real life tend to give themselves large overcompensating names online.
Haarakkon - October 24, 2008, 11:47 am
I'm with Zed. I also volunteer to be fed the radical Islamic extremists rather than prostituted by corporate American hypocrisy.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
You guessed it. OD is just easier to type than Overlord Douchebag, apparently. Hope that cleared things up.
porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:14 pm
is OD and overlord douchebag the same person...?
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 6:24 pm
Oh, well.
OD - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Watching your irrational angry posts amuses me. Don't think for a moment you rattle me. Your persona in motifake is just like your real life -- insignificant.
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:47 pm
I like bratwurst.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:44 pm
Well, you took the time to reply to a comment of mine, so I must be getting to you.
WTFO - October 22, 2008, 6:12 pm
I've got thick skin, so a little b**** like you can't drive me out. For the "Dorito-stained" part check back at the Wait...wait...wait motifake.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is 'Dorito-stained fingers' the best you can do? I can stand opposing views. You're just a f***ing retard, WTFO. Also, I have the power of constant b****ing on my side. That's how I've run people out of here before.
shog - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
oh, we can stand your views. We just find it extremely ridiculous.
WTFO - October 21, 2008, 2:39 am
This one was for you and your Dorito-stained fingers OD. You can't kick me outta here. If you can't stand opposing views then yours must be incredibly weak.
porcelina - October 20, 2008, 10:13 pm
I've voted it down, but I don't care enough to do it just to 'shun' him...
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 9:10 pm
I would encourage everyone to vote this down and let it rot away, so that WTFO might get the idea that he is not welcome here.
Zed - October 20, 2008, 7:06 pm
I hereby volunteer NOT to be saved.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 20, 2008, 7:04 pm
Braaiiinnssss!! Braiiinsss! George has no Braiinss!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!@!!!!1!!JR3Y7848732164 AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?!


YOU SHAKE MY NERVES -




GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.


TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie


MOM'S KITCHEN -


TAGS: challenge great moms
Rating: 4.35/5

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vindicator - June 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Ah, nightmarish childhood flashbacks. A brunette June Cleaver, RrreoowwWW
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
or fix your own...5L!
sickartist - May 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Our Moms went to the same school. 5 Tuna Casserole L's
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:02 pm
What about My way or the high way?
forseti - May 19, 2010, 10:55 am
If I can trust my mirror, I most of the time took it... 5L
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 10:15 am
Nice one.


HOT FUZZ - It's All For The Greater Good


TAGS: h** fuzz simon skinner great good the the greater good
Rating: 2.62/5
Guut - May 20, 2009, 12:40 am
That Somerfield, I've been there. :D


REAL MUSIC -


TAGS: the doors calendar great music
Rating: 4.8/5

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sureok - June 25, 2012, 5:44 pm
Very nice!!!!


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TAGS: rock god insane great song
Rating: 4.14/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:46 pm
1 Of my fave songs.


NOT CONFORMING - The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. -Bankei




NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.


TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right


THE GREAT WHITE - Even if they suffer from Gum Disease, Great Whites will still eat you with glee.


TAGS: shark gum disease great white great white
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Kevin

me - September 12, 2008, 12:46 am
you do kno those two dark spots arent eyes?
Sean - August 8, 2008, 12:07 am
"glee" ... I didn't know that word existed outside of Christmas carols. Go figure.


WHAT A GREAT DAY -


TAGS: great day motifake report queue
Rating: 4.88/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 9:02 pm
ah.... another day in the queue..
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:51 am
Now that's a motifaker concept.
tellitlikeitis - July 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
Funny and nicely put.
bitch - July 9, 2011, 2:17 pm
Ain't that the truth, brother...!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:15 pm
Too true. Now get a life.


A TRIBUTE - You took away the stigma that playing the piano can’t be cool You took away the stigma that all gays are flami........ Well.....you did the piano thing




GREATNESS - Some people just rock the rocks off of rocks since birth.


TAGS: greatness luke
Rating: 4.15/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:33 pm
Lol! I swear, the moment I saw this I thought of Hunter S. Thompson.
Chef - May 6, 2010, 7:26 pm
Fear and loathing in my backyard!


GREATEST AMERICAN HERO - We were REALLY desperate for heroes in the 80s.




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.


TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

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know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants


MISNAMINGS -




THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM -


TAGS: great song american dream life
Rating: 4.77/5

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rudeboy308 - July 23, 2011, 7:08 pm
Love this song from Alice Cooper. These four lines pretty much sum up my high school years. He's still touring and is still sick and twisted on stage.


KINDNESS - Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


TAGS: great proverb
Rating: 4.57/5

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TheWiceMan - March 3, 2010, 2:10 am
Haha, love it XD
Bartimaeus - March 2, 2010, 8:57 pm
Bravo! 5L
Airman - March 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
words to live by. 5 kindhearted lions


CASABLANCA -


TAGS: great end to movie animal
Rating: 4.46/5

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GySgt1811a - March 11, 2012, 11:50 am
"I'm shocked; shocked, I tell you!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2012, 7:08 pm
A quote from a classic - excellent. Here's lookin' at you, kid.
GySgt1811a - March 10, 2012, 10:15 am
"Major Strasser has been sh**! Round up the usual suspects."


O HAI! - I CAN HAZ HUMAN?




D.N.A. - Great. Something I can blame for being a complete, hopeless screw-up.




THE GREATEST GENERATION -


TAGS: great depression homeless
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:08 pm
Great one!
GySgt1811a - February 24, 2012, 8:20 pm
Thank you.


R.I.P AL DAVIS -




SIX YEARS LATER -




TIMMY - A great believer in Fictional Characters


TAGS: timmy a great believer in fictional characters
Rating: 4.32/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:33 pm
Hey, trying to keep multiple women who want to sleep with you from colliding is no picnic either! Count your blessings.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Yea! Don't steal my helmet.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:15 am
Aces!


CANADIAN WINTERS -


TAGS: it the great white north eh
Rating: 4.29/5

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TheGoat - March 9, 2010, 1:40 am
Actually you've got more snow than we do - 2 weeks ago my daughter tried to go to Gettysburg - which was under 6" of snow!
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:24 pm
5L


MOTHER - There to ease the way but not to make things easy To protect but not to shelter To love and forgive...


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 4.15/5

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anthonyb123 - January 12, 2012, 6:29 pm
seriously wierd and funny
forseti - May 19, 2010, 2:37 pm
i never ate snails... it's too French for me! ;)
Chef - May 19, 2010, 2:09 pm
Thanks... I love that picture... kinda cute and disgusting at the same time... but as a chef I can't help wondering... with lots of garlic and b***er... mmmmmmm
PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 8:45 am
Wow nice one... 5L
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 1:54 am
Well done. Picture is as good as the text. 5L


2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.


TAGS: everyone wants to be the greatest
Rating: 3.52/5

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Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way


GREAT LEGS -




WALL - Who needs facebook when you have a room




CHRISSY AMPHLETT - This was the first album my dad ever bought me And thus began my obsession with boo…… I mean music


TAGS: music ***bs girl singer great
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 11:09 am
My first album was R.E.M. : Automatic For The People. Thus began my love of great music and automatic pistols.
rudeboy308 - August 1, 2011, 5:46 pm
The "I Touch Myself" video is ***y without being trashy. The song is quite good. But honestly, I still watched it for her ta-tas.
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 10:15 am
Aye, it'5 a fine line


GERONIMO! -




GREATEST FEAR -




SLACKING -


TAGS: i would like to thank my other great picture fairy in the sky
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:33 am
*gasp*
ICEMAN - May 7, 2010, 12:30 am
5/9's? You've been turning those cats inside out again haven't you?
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:21 am
Fun with fractions: I have 5 black cats. But only 5/9's of my cats are black. How many cats do I have? Bonus question: How many cats is that in chihuahuas?
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
Love it.


Mankind's Greatest Achievement -


TAGS: our greatest achievement of the 21st century is the fact that we exist at all
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm
Precisely! (A more evilish grin with a hint of gettin' lucky look in the eyes)
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 2:47 pm

Yeah--but everybody knows they can:t fight. (Evil grin)
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:12 pm
You certainly are awful...you forgot the 2 boy toys that I have on studded collars and leashes...geez lg's get with the program girl...hehe!
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:11 pm
Thank you Ugs!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:59 pm

The Manitoban Marvel sounds like a professional wrestler. I can see it now: Rinestone wristlets, matching mask. Satin unitard~~all pink with black lettering~~in script. Course that ahrdly matters. Pro wrestling fans don't read, do they...I'm awful!~
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:44 am
Yet another Manitoban Marvel, Pwissy. 5L for this!
MissPriss - September 12, 2013, 11:18 pm
How true...wonder which achievement will finally be our last. Thanks for the 5L vulture.
vulture - September 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
I'd agree with that. I was (pleasantly) surprised when we got through the cold war, Cuban missile crisis, pollution.... 5L


PARANOIA -


TAGS: illness society greater good
Rating: 4.68/5

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lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 10:04 am
The voice of the people is the voice of.... Forget it. 5L
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 5:04 pm
Nice one.
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:54 am
True.., sadly, oh so true...
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 9:07 pm
excellent


ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - I heard of a wall that kept out illegal guests before. Where was it again? Oh, forget it.




SPLAP! - Keep your hands off my llama. Keep your hands off my Doritos.


TAGS: greatest super bowl commercial ever
Rating: 3.5/5

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DreMagnum - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
I get it produce man, dont worry
Produceman117 - February 26, 2010, 5:24 pm
*tell ME
Produceman117 - February 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
For the love of God... PLEASE someone tell that they watched this year's Super Bowl. I have to share this laugh with someone...


GREEDY - Pick One Color for Your Cause Like Everybody Else. May I Suggest Packed-Fudge Brown?


TAGS: g** pride funny humor laugh great look wow
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by WTFO

shigran - January 20, 2010, 7:03 pm
This's... not worth the 10 seconds it took me to say something about it.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:04 am
MB, for your awareness Canuck is now TheTrashHeap, so you can make your a**essment from his current comments.
manicbranic - October 13, 2009, 3:08 pm
Did I really see Canuck demand maturity from Motifake? Lemme guess. Quebecois?
mrbombastic - September 8, 2009, 3:56 pm
Hey Canuck, I didn't know it was so easy for you to type with a ***k in each hand. Sit the hell down and go to a different poster if you don't like it. I have several g** friends, and none of them are ejecting as much P/C bull**** as you are.
martianman - May 18, 2009, 8:38 pm
He wasn't speaking chromatically. He was obviously talking in terms of mixing pigments.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Funny? Debatable. "Yeahs" have the upper hand. But chromatographically accurate? Absotively, posolutely ... not. You get white ... well white light, to be more exactamundo. (Flanders and Fonzie -- stop me before I Jimmy Walker us all to hell).
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:17 am
Now that is a funny comment! Well put and quite accurate, BR.
Brown Rainbow - May 4, 2009, 10:18 pm
mix all the colors of the rainbow together and you DO get fudge packed brown.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:42 pm
Wow, an actual post that has a position and not an attack. I'm impressed. Let's see if you can keep it up.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:13 pm
There is a difference between political correctness and mature behavior. You blame 1 when you can't excuse the lack of the other. Obviously believing that little girls can't have rainbows on their bikes proves who is too sensitive. Get over it!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:08 am
Aww, did the fudge packing comment offend you? You must be too thenthitive.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:17 am
I don't think anyone (except maybe you) would see a rainbow on a girls bike as endorsing g**s. and the fudge packing comment is clearly g** bashing.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:15 am
up our a**ses.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:15 am
That's not right. It is also a poke in the eye to the pathetic culture of political correctness. Ooo, you can't poke fun at them, that's not fair. That's BS. Political Correctness should be illegal under the ra** statutes cause we're all getting it jammed
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:14 am
Most causes I've seen use one color. I don't feel it's g** bashing versus poking fun at their greedy choice of the rainbow as the symbol of their cause. Little girls can't put a rainbow sticker on their bikes without it being an endorsement of g**s.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:06 am
red. but there are hundreds of causes they can't all have picked one colour. Oh, and it's kinda g** bashing don't you think?
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:05 am
Don't most causes use more than one colour? I'm not gonna criticize this poster and call it homophobic. I'm gonna criticize it based on the simple fact that it doesn't make any sense I am aware that bre*** cancer awareness uses pink and heart disease uses
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:52 pm
and you opinions and jam them up your a**.
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:52 pm
doesn't equate to hate. If I bore you, then move on ya frozen frog. I don't hate anyone personnally unless I know them and they deserve it (not even you, dip****). Also, you'll never be man enough to put me in my place. Take your political correctness
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:50 pm
Don't they have dictionaries in Canada? Look up the word moron. You are not smarter than Noah Webster so don't try to create new meanings for words. Again, I don't hate g**s, and using expressive language that accurately describes their *** practices
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
This one is not political so you cant hide behind opinion or use political jargon to bore us to death. You are a hateful little man who needs to be put in his place from time to time.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
The term homophobic is widely accepted as meaning "hates g**s". Using derogatory terms like fudge packer shows that you do hate g**s. You are a homophobe. You posted a homophobic poster proving my position for me.
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 1:57 am
I forgot to look. Did you provide any proof or support for your positions or a**ertions? No? Nothing yet, huh? Well then, STFU!
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 1:36 am
You really are a ***k, aren't you. For intelligent people, my posts are an invite to discussions and debates. To morons like you they invite arguments. Don't pretend to a**ume anything about me you little prick. Go hump somebody else's leg ya mutt.
Canuck - April 24, 2009, 4:40 pm
ooh ooh im on your radar oh no ya better do something. here i am dancing all over your radar whatcha gonna do. get over it. almost everything you post is an invitation to argument. i guess theres nobody left in the real world who wants to hear you talk.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:31 am
It's a funny line, though.
HtD - April 24, 2009, 1:15 am
Gah, did you really just quote Carlos Mencia? He's the absolute worst.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:13 am
support for my positions and beliefs. I've attempted to get you to provide some proof and you've shown zero logic or rational thought. You just called me names and tried to impugn me, so I responded in kind. In summation, stay off my radar, idiot.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:08 am
As for your a**ertion that I "must always be right" you are mistaken (again). I am open to other views and enjoy good debates and discussions. You have shown an inability for any of that. All you do is attack without basis. I provide facts, evidence and
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:03 am
about g**s not having a sense of humor, "if you can take a ***k, you can take a joke".
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:02 am
ignorant attack and stick with it. Homophobia means having a fear of g**s. I have no fear of them and don't care what they do in private. I poke fun at a lot of people and don't give a d*** about political correctness. I think Carlos Mencia said it best
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:01 am
As for my new favorite player, Canuck. You opened the door to this with ignorant attacks and now you want to take your ball and go home? In this poster first you called me a closet g** and now you think I'm homophobic? Make up your mind or at least pick 1
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 12:59 am
about the lack of "funny", there are many kinds of posters here (ironic, demotivational, humor, political, dark, cute, ***bs, etc). You have freedom of choice on what you wish to view. I'm not forcing you to look, examine, evaluate or comment on mine.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 12:57 am
Let's see, first dgbt, thanks for the compliment. LogicDude, logical points as always (what else should I expect). mooo, thanks first for the retraction on calling me a racist. My posters contain neither racism or homophobia. As far as your complaint
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
We actually just had a discussion in the Forum on that very topic. Racism, not the funny. In any event...a lot of the posts here are anonymous drive-bys it seems. You've gotta dig through the coal to get to the diamonds!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 1:37 pm
I take it back. My comments about racism should not be directed at WTFO. they should have been directed at a lot of recent poster's. Racism isn't funny. What happened to the funny?
moooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:45 am
when 90% of posters were truly funny or at least had a n**** chick in them. Now everything seems to be about Obama, The US Military or f***ing tunnels. What happened to the funny?
dgbt - April 23, 2009, 11:42 am
I found it funny. 5L
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:37 am
for his previous posts. and LogicDude, Canuck isn't drunk, he is just sick of posters that spread hate instead of laughs. He is not the only one. Lately there seems to be a trend on Motifake towards making the cheapest sh**s possible. I miss the days
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:29 am
I think that Canuck is just sick of all the racist and homophobic posters that WTFO posts. It seems to me that he can't be funny without "poking" fun at one minority group or another. and the anti racist poster he did is just a lame attempt at covering
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 9:00 am
So let me get this "straight" Canuck, Homophobe = Al Qaeda? Seriously, what the hell are you drinking way up there???
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:50 am
in fact only proves how stupid you are. I no longer need to comment your ignorance speaks for itself!
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:47 am
Dont worry wtfo i will leave you alone in your little world where you must always be right. being homophobic is no better than being a racist or a terrorist. W/O the fudge packer comment you might have been ok but this is without a doubt homophobic and
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:54 am
"hold us back as a species" on a poster picking on g**s is great. Seeing as how this part of our "species" is incapable of producing the next generation so the species can continue. Thanks for the laugh Canuck, and proving again how stupid you really are.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:53 am
try to use the tired argument of "making fun of g**s means you must secretly be g** too". Complete, bull**** like all your positions Canuck. Again, it looks like you're fishing for a date you flamer. I'm spoken for. BTW, the irony of stating my opinions
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:51 am
There is nothing homophobic about this. It points out that little girls can't have pictures of rainbows without supporting the g** lifestyle. It pokes fun at the g**s. But that is not allowable in the PC universe or Canada apparantly. That's why dip****s
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:49 pm
Severe homophobia is usually a sign of repressed homo***uality. People like the author of this poster hold us back as a species.
peanut - April 19, 2009, 3:10 am
Seriously? This is just terrible. Turn six, please.
hahahaha - March 21, 2009, 4:22 am
hahahaha


KARAOKE - Who knew Superman was such a big Paula Abdul fan?




GREAT GUITARISTS - need great guitars




HISTORY -


TAGS: greatness tradition arrogance f*** yeah
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Excellent Aggy.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 9:30 am

wow...just frickin wow ag.
GreyScorpion - October 6, 2010, 9:27 am
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind." 5L
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 9:04 am
very nice aggy =)


PREQUELS -


TAGS: choclate and peanut b***er go great together
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 7:08 pm
Holy Crap!!!! lmafo. 5'd and fav'd. way better than the the one made after 2 girls (pm me for info, I will only give it to the strongest at heart/stomach)
Airman - August 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
LOL
Sean - August 6, 2010, 6:23 pm
Thanks. By my count, this is my 5th 2 Girls 1 Cup themed poster.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:13 pm
ROR! 5L


KEYS -




EARTH'S BEAUTY -


TAGS: northern lights great white north beer hoser
Rating: 4.65/5

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Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:57 am
Agreed, but that is where the loving wife or gf plays a key role. 5L


WITH FOUR KIDS -


TAGS: may challenge great mothers hereditary insanity
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
Spot-on. 5L


SUCH A WASTE? - Because in that great gig in the sky With the likes of Hendrix and Lennon ripping it up on stage Amy Winehouse is the one serving the drinks




GREATNESS -


TAGS: great arrogant old one lead
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - January 24, 2012, 5:46 am
nice combination, between rough and 5ubtile... ;)


MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: beads for the savior jesus christ mardi gras is a great holiday
Rating: 3.91/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 3:28 am
Ahhh it has your crest. Sorry, we, the great unwashed, are not terribly observant.
Bartimaeus - February 17, 2010, 2:12 am
No one noticed my pretty, new logo...and that makes me sad. lol


MARCO -




MOTIFAKES SEAL OF APPROVAL - only the good ones gets a seal of approval by motifake




IMPRESSIVE KNIFE -


TAGS: great for making sammiches girl
Rating: 3.07/5

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kangboy123 - January 12, 2012, 4:53 pm
then make me some Klingon sammiches
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 11:50 am
Guess I'm the only one compelled to mention that its a Klingon blade? Anyone else? No? .....
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:37 am
LOL! 5 to you, bart... Next time I'll send my pics to you for better captions! ;)
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
"Nice knife. Want to do some forking?" And that's how you get stabbed in a lesbian bar. 5/5
Nand - May 31, 2010, 8:31 pm
Better hope that they have sandviches in Sto-vo-kor.
Derek - May 31, 2010, 7:27 pm
Should make for an interesting sandwich


Great Moment -




IRELAND - the land of leprechauns and river dancing


TAGS: great
Rating: 1.64/5

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pretty good -


TAGS: not great
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 25, 2013, 8:55 am
I somehow knew you’d enjoy this, Oldy. Thanks guys. Cheers
Oldsod - November 24, 2013, 6:57 pm
I raughed and raughed...5 history geeks!
chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:23 pm
Love it! :)
MissPriss - November 24, 2013, 4:13 pm
Excellent try though...a 5L teehee.


Permanent Vacation -


TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm

Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.


THANKSGIVING -




Self Worth -


TAGS: importance greatness sliced bread
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:59 pm
its the selfless, sacrificial pieces. They make good heros.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:57 pm
So do 5L freakin' mosquitoes and like the heel from a loaf of bread...I can't for the life of me figure out what that purpose is!


THE GREAT RECESSION -




WILL YOU STILL NEED ME - WILL YOU STILL FEED ME WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR?


TAGS: aging great makeup
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 1:36 pm
sometimes the ph**o is already that way.. or you can stack pictures using Paint.. then use the regular Motifake poster builder.. it will take a pretty big image.. I think Long Cat is probably the biggest one
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:39 am
cou***, saber tooth, good one... sure sounds better than old fart ! can't believe I'm still LMAO from your poster with the nukes... How do you do these extralong posters, technically speaking, if I may ?
Airman - January 27, 2012, 11:23 am
the new term for a woman in her 60's is Sabre Tooth
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 7:03 pm
I will. who doesn't want a nice h** cou*** ? good one


The Great Pumpkin -




MY MUSIC -


TAGS: music happy sad great album
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 9:05 am
When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True 5tory!
mariand - July 31, 2011, 8:42 am
...try ONE as a change...5 times


COLD -


TAGS: ran great for awhile though
Rating: 4.77/5

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Iconoclast - November 20, 2010, 11:25 pm
Beautiful picture!!


DESPAIR -


TAGS: tragedy love greatest never
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - July 15, 2010, 7:36 pm

Thanks for the pic Airman. I had the phrase, been looking for the right image for it
Airman - July 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
nice
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 10:20 am
aah i know the feeling of the third wheel all to well


SEAN -


TAGS: greatness lonliness warped sean peewee
Rating: 4.69/5

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CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:55 pm
HA!
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:06 pm
LOL
Cubbybear - November 24, 2010, 9:48 am
Pee Wee FTW!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:43 am
5 Big Adventures


PARENTHOOD -


TAGS: my deepest thanks to the great picture fairy in the sky
Rating: 4.61/5

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jameswnash - October 16, 2010, 2:54 am
love it lol faved
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
Perfection.
Sean - May 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Airman sent me the pic. He's a team player -- and I mean that in the nicest, non-p*** terminological way.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
sean, you're bad! 5 baby lions


THE MOTIFAKE POLO - For the discriminating sociopath. Sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL and OMG! Stain Resistant.


TAGS: even if you never leave your mothers baement youll look great
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - August 29, 2012, 7:54 pm

want
Cubbybear - April 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
By the way that's not the Hawaiian Islands...It's a stain! 5/5
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
HA! If the OMG doesn't fit, Jake will mail you a bucket of paint and a sticker with the logo. 5 grandes leones.
Zealot - April 13, 2010, 2:40 pm
I want one
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 12:19 pm
Special size orders are $5 extra. Colors cum in Scorpion Grey w/ black trim, Off-white w/ pink trim, and black on grey as shown. Also available in long-sleve for those cold lonely nights.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:14 pm
cubby-edition? 'cause of the pocket for tissues...
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 12:11 pm
Hey wtf, not all of us are the sixe matt was in third grade. I will need a special order sixe i guess. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 12:02 pm
I'll take 2. Got any in, grey? 5L..."thats what she said"


AGDANIELE THE GREAT - Moderator @ Motifake Thal Shalt Not Be A Timmy Thy Banhammer Is Lethal




THE USUAL SUSPECTS -


TAGS: calendar loony jail great party
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sho - February 11, 2012, 11:54 am
spot*
Sho - February 11, 2012, 11:54 am
My level of inability to stop the loony depends on how much money you have in your pocket
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:17 pm
You do not wish to know.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 10:16 pm
well, who in hell wazzat guy in the store???
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 9:33 pm
Little known fact... Rerun actually looks like Adam Sandler.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 9:28 pm
True story, I actually saw a guy in the grocery line today with rerun’s exact face. When I said ‘rerun?’ he just gave me his rerun look….didn’t respond to ‘Motifake’ either….don’t know who was more creeped out, him or me…
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 11:33 am
my money is on him :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 10:05 am
I don't know what the guy on the far right is doing in there... seems like a good chap.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 11:05 pm
who knew rerun was so sh5rt ? This is a sad world :)


HUMILITY -




MARINES STORMING THE BEACH - well, maybe not storming strolling? sauntering?


TAGS: in the great tradition of guadalca***
Rating: 4.29/5

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MrBlack - April 11, 2010, 12:40 am
Strutting.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 6:07 pm
Tthe picture of Quagmire and the only word I can read is "Giggity". That is the icing on the cake. 5L


NEW ART GALLERY - I spoke with the Curator He said they would display your posters


TAGS: greatjob
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - January 31, 2013, 3:30 pm
Home Sweet Home.


SHAKIN ALL OVER -




GREYBEARD BLISS - That smile probably means he is shi**ing himself.


TAGS: sinility is great
Rating: 4.13/5

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pieman - March 29, 2010, 3:27 pm
I think I shat my self when I read it. 5 smelly a** lions


CANADA - Not as popular in his home country as he'd have you believe...


TAGS: he s got a great personality though
Rating: 4.12/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:36 pm
@ canada XD sorry missread what you wrote as "silver bandaid" XD
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
d***! missed a double in the 11th. I guess silver aint bad
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
It's not very PC to call them Japs...
ginganinjaspy - February 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
This is GBR vs. Jap....
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:16 pm
Don Rickles would call you a Hockey Puck for that pun...then he'd give you 5L!
CANADA - February 26, 2010, 1:51 pm
LMFAO!!! the fellow Canuck knows!
Sean - February 26, 2010, 12:55 pm
Ignore them, Canada. After all, if it were any WIDER than that, you'd never be able to talk your way in through the OUT door, if you know what I mean.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:10 pm
Then again, if I had a chick that h** "in the know," I still win.
Jmac0585 - February 26, 2010, 12:09 pm
The other caption I had was "he's not as "BIG" in his country as he'd have you believe." That was probably better.
GreyScorpion - February 26, 2010, 12:06 pm
WOOT!! 5L
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:27 am
Yeah, it did. I just opened a new tab to see if it was in the Latest Comments, and sure 'nuf... But I digress. 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:20 am
Great poster BTW...
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 11:19 am
Did it do the same for your comment?
thatonechick - February 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Ooh! Did it work? Queue shows it's still loading. LoL


LOGICDUDE -




FOCUS -




AIRMAN -


TAGS: tribute to one of the greats
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:52 am
And I have a feeling that this Mod badge ain't winning any hearts, either.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:51 am
A few? There are more here than let on that they dislike me. My ratings prove that. But, I believe that I legitimately earned the haters... whereas Airman and Ron haven't. You may not like posters, but to hate them just because their posters rank high?
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 2:49 am
I'm sure you've probably got a few too. Actually, anyone who can make a competent poster probably has a few.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:47 am
This one tanked quickly... a tribute poster. Man, Airman just can't get a break with the haters.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 6:04 pm
Shouldn't have posted this early in the day. Still a lot of anti-air trolls.
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 1:40 pm
King of the HOF


ODD ONE OUT - John, paul, George and…. Ringo? Well, he wasn’t going to get noticed any other way.


TAGS: beatles great music odd one
Rating: 3.71/5

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Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 3:56 am
You want proof the Beatles were on drugs, they let Ringo sing.. Twice!


WORDS OF WISDOM -




GREAT MOTHERS WILL... - Be there to lean on... Make sure hazards are out of reach...




THOSE ARE THE TRUEST WORDS - Even If They Think Lymph means To Walk With A Lisp




WHERE GREAT MINDS MEET - When minds of admin and God clash, on reject/redirect/approval of an entry it's a universal site indeed.




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